How To Fail A Government

How To Fail Our Government in only 10 Easy Steps:

Step 1. Spend Billions on Stimulus that doesn't work.

Step 2. Bail out Failing Financials to waste even more money.

Step 3. Create dozens of expensive Programs that don't work.

Step 4. Create as many Crises as possible to spend more money.

Step 5. Raise Taxes to support non-working Programs.

Step 6. Print money backed by Nothing to make people think we have money.

Step 7. Prop up Economy with worthless money backed by Nothing.

Step 8. Buy T-Bills (IOU's) at the rate of $85 Billion monthly to appease Stock Market.

Step 9. Print, Print, Print, Tax, Tax, Tax, Spend, Spend, Spend, Inflation Inflation, Inflation.

And Now the Coup de Grace ...

Step 10. Stop Spending, Bailing, and Propping up as the Banks, Hedge Funds, and Government fails.

Ta Da! Now we have fundamentally Transformed America and have a Level Playing Field!

After that do we get nuked, or just sit and watch the carpet baggers from around the world come to pick the bones ?