Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Irish Farmer

An Irish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond.

The Irish farmer shouted:
"Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a for."

Which in Gaelic means:
"Don't drink the water the cows have shit in it."

The man shouts back:
"I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Irish farmer says:
"Use two hands, it holds more"!!!

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